THE SMART TRICK OF ESCORTS THAT NO ONE IS DISCUSSING

... Dio recounts an exchange between Elagabalus and also the nicely-endowed Aurelius Zoticus: when Zoticus addressed the emperor as 'my lord,' Elagabalus responded, 'Do not call me lord, I am a Girl.' Dio concludes his anecdote by owning Elagabalus inquiring his doctors to present him the equal of a lady's vagina by way of a surgical incision. ^‌